We have a collection of 3 Morning quotes from Demetri Martin
"I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'" (ID 9393)
"I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable." (ID 9458)
"And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track." (ID 9595)