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We have a collection of 2 Morning quotes from Emo Philips

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." (ID 9446)

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas." (ID 9749)

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